Fucked at the Drive-thru
Can I speak to the manager please?
She’s busy sir, maybe I can help you?
I didn’t get all of my order
Yesterday, here at the drive-thru
I got halfway home
Before I reached for my food
The french fries were not in the bag
It put me in a really foul mood
Now can I speak to the manager please?
She’s still busy sir, but I’m here to help you.
You are the one who didn’t get my order right
Yesterday, here at the drive-thru
I was nearly home
When I spilled soda on my clothes
The cup was so full of ice
That my gearbox nearly froze!
So, I came to speak to the manager please
She’s very busy sir, that’s why I’m here to help you.
I manage the window
Here at the drive-thru.
Now I want to meet the one who trained you
The one who taught you what to do
I want to know if it’s your official company policy
That I should always get fucked here at the drive-thru!
Copyright©2006 by Mark L. Berry
